2008/12/12

Brother's show

Today, I've decided to let someone else talk for me.
He is not one of myselves, he is my brother.

Here comes Joe :
For us french people who are oftenly embarrassed with our accent (and we shouldn't), here is a little Special Oral Exam.
I've always been wondering why teachers didn't teach us English like this, at start ...
Try to pronounce it now :

Three thrilled bitches bitching on a beach ...
The first bitch tries three thrilling beaches ....
The second bitch bitches about the three thrilling beaches ...
While the third bitch is thrilled by a thrilling threesome on the beach with three other thrilled bitches.
Why are you thrilled ? Too many beaches or bitches ?

You are allowed to drool now.

2008/12/08

Desert Island Discs

First of all, the songs:

1. Der Ring des Nibelungen (The Ring of the Nibelung) by Richard Wagner.
The second of the four acts of this cycle is Die Walküre (The Valkyrie), song taken in the film Apocalypse Now (1979) by Francis Ford Coppola.
It's a great opera refering to the Nibelungens, a legend of the nordic mythology.
As stated, I like classical music. Period.

2. Lilium by Kumiko Noma.
Another beautiful song.

3. The Four Seasons by Vivaldi.
As the first one, it's really beautiful. And, as the first, it's very long. When on a desert island, you got spare time, so long songs are better than songs of 1min30s.

4. Lucia di Lammermoor by Eric Serra.
Music from The Fifth Element by Luc Besson.
And yes, if you didn't already understood, I like classical music (and also this movie).

5. Carmina Burana by Carl Orff.
Music also present in the movie Excalibur by John Boorman.
Also another great opera.

6. Piano Concerto #1 by Tchaikovsky.
This music is great for waking up in the morning.

7. Still Alive by Valve form the credits of the game Portal.
This song means something very important: Someone will always be here, whatever you face, you do, or you don't do.
(1) - Did I say something wrong ?
(11) - Yes.

8. The Girl in Byakkoya by Susumu Hirasawa.
This is the main theme of the movie Paprika by Satoshi Kon.
As said in the movie, a little bit of Paprika can make the life much more happier.

Then, the book:

It's a little series of 14 books.
- The Belgariad series
Pawn of Prophecy (1982)
Queen of Sorcery (1982)
Magician's Gambit (1983)
Castle of Wizardry (1984)
Enchanters' End Game (1984)

- The Malloreon series
Guardians of the West (1987)
King of the Murgos (1988)
Demon Lord of Karanda (1988)
Sorceress of Darshiva (1989)
The Seeress of Kell (1991)

- The prequels to The Belgariad
Belgarath the Sorcerer (1995), with Leigh Eddings
Polgara the Sorceress (1997), with Leigh Eddings
The Rivan Codex (1998), with Leigh Eddings

And last, the luxury:

- 1 computer
- 1 electric factory producing just enougth energy for the computer (not of a survival value)
- 1 Internet connection

2008/12/01

GoldFish

(1) - Once upon a time, there were
(2) - Some small worms ..
(11) - Stop ! Not this one !
(1) - Once upon a time, there were some small goldfishes cycling in their jar. Then one says to the other :
° Hey Marco, didn't we alreday passed this
(2) - pot of gold ?
(1) - HOUSE !
° I don't know Polo. Actually, I don't remember what we did five minutes ago ...
° Yep, stupid GoldFish memory ...
(1) - Ten minutes later :
° Hey Marco, what should we do during the next hollidays ?
° I don't know Polo. Maybe we can cycle in the other way ?
(3) *forced laugh* Ha ! Ha ! Ha !
(All) - ...
(2) - I met someone last day ... but I don't remember where, why, nor who it was ...
(All) - ...
(2) - I remember now ! It was ...
(All-2) - We also remember him, and we don't want to hear about him !

Morality :
GoldFish memory is a plague that run everywhere in the world ... but I don't remember from where it has started.

2008/11/17

Headache conflict

Somewhere in my mind:

(6) - I said it, we are late. Hopefully, this time it's only 3 days. We should do the homework tonight ...
(2) - Oh no, let's play computer games online tonight, it'll be much more funny !
(7) - I wish I was a goblin !
(5) - What !? Computer games !? Hey, tonight, it's the RPG sleepless night ! We've planned this night 1 week ago !
(4) *slight cough* - Hum ... I remember you that tomorow, we're going to the Red Sea. You'll make me happy if you agree to make the luggage ...
(6) - Bah ! We got time for the luggage ... the plane only take off at 9:00am ...
(9) - You know what ? I forgot the diner in the hoven ... it has burned ...
(11) - This argument is going messy ! I've to close it !
(All) - ...
(1) - You know what, I've a good joke for you !
(2-10) - NO ! WE ALREADY KNOW IT !
(All) - ...
(2) - Hey ! Let's play online ! I've bought a new game yesterday !
(4) - We have to prepare ourselves for the trip tomorow ...
...

Morality:
This is how headaches come ...

2008/11/05

One thing.

This is just an exercice. I'd never have done that if it was not an exercice.



I do like RPG (Role Playing Games, for those who don't know yet), for those who don't know yet and This manga is inpired by Dungeons and Dragons.
I choose this particular episode, not because it's the last one of the manga, but because I like the music in the middle, when Parn (the knight) tries to free Deedlit (the elf).

5 & 5

5 things, 5 years.

1.
Entangle the one that only says bullshit and nonsenses in the depths of my mind.
You can't know what problems this one can cause. Every time I see new people, I try to bind this one, but I'd never succeeded.

2.
"Fly me to the moon" ...
No just jump from an airplane with a parachute ... freefall.
I've walked on earth, dived under the see, it miss something, isn't it ?

3.
Travel around the world.
This will probably take 1 year of my life, but when done, I won't need to do it any more and, I hope, have seen everything.

4.
Find the secred of human teleportation.
Who never thinks, when walking from point A to point B, that it's a waste of time ?

5.
Find a job.
For all the things just above.

Me / Us

As you understood, according to Rule #0, we are a lot in me. We'd liked to present myself.

1.
Lot of people know me. I'm the one who is, most of the time, at the surface, the one that says only nonsenses, bullshit. I used to be a lot more present, but the other behind want me to cool down a little.

2.
I'm also very present here, but not often enough so that people can know me well. They think I'm a Geek, but actually, I'm just a Nerd. The difference is big between those terms.

3.
I often emerge from the depths of my mind at particular occasions, like when women are about to enter a room, I always keep the door open for them.

4.
Although water wets, water rusts and, worse, water washes, I do like water. Not for drinking, but for swimming, diving, and all the other things you can do in it.

5.
What, six-sided dice ? You mean D6 ? Now I understand. And did you ever eard about D4, D8, D10, D20, D100 ? No ? Try this.

6.
I do not come to the surface often, and I always come late. I've almost never gave an homework at time.

7.
Small is beautiful. Why do people always want to be tall ? The next time they'll see.

8.
Who never dreamed to run naked in the forest, with butterflys, hummingbirds and monkeys following you ? Let the Nature take back its rights.

9.
Burn baby Burn !
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
Fire is life, life is fire.

10.
Rage :
Rage, in psychatry, is a mental state that is one extreme of the intensity spectrum of anger. When a person experiences rage it usually lasts until a threat is removed or the person under rage is maimed/injured or killed.

11.
In this mess, I'm the one that watch over the others. I'm the supervisor, making things right. One last thing : I've declared that whe all like classical music.